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“Why, mos' sholy it is.”
“Well, then, why ain't it natural and right for a _Frenchman_ to talk
different from us? You answer me that.”
“Is a cat a man, Huck?”
“No.”
“Well, den, dey ain't no sense in a cat talkin' like a man. Is a cow a
man?--er is a cow a cat?”
“No, she ain't either of them.”
“Well, den, she ain't got no business to talk like either one er the
yuther of 'em. Is a Frenchman a man?”
“Yes.”
“_Well_, den! Dad blame it, why doan' he _talk_ like a man? You answer
me _dat
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So he lit up his lantern, and got his saddle-bags, and we started. But
when he sees the canoe he didn't like the look of her--said she was big
enough for one, but didn't look pretty safe for two. I says:
“Oh, you needn't be afeard, sir, she carried the three of us easy
enough.”
“What three?”
“Why, me and Sid, and--and--and _the guns_; that's what I mean.”
“Oh,” he says.
But he put his foot on the gunnel and rocked her, and shook his head,
and said he reckoned he'd look around for a bigger one. But they was
all locked and chained; so he took my canoe, and said for me to wait
till he come back, or I could hunt around further, or maybe I better
go down home and get them ready for the surprise if I wanted to. But
I said I didn't; so I told him just how to find the raft, and then he
started.
I struck an idea pretty soon. I says to myself, spos'n he can't fix
that leg just in three shakes of a sheep's tail, as the saying is?
spos'n it takes him three or four days? What are we going to do?--lay
around there till he lets the cat out of the bag? No, sir; I know what
_I'll_ do. I'll wait, and when he comes back if he says he's got to
go any more I'll get down there, too, if I swim; and we'll take and tie
him, and keep him, and shove out down the river; and when Tom's done
with him we'll give him what it's worth, or all we got, and then let him
get ashore.
So then I crept into a lumber-pile to get some sleep; and next time I
waked up the sun was away up over my head! I shot out and went for the
doctor's house, but they told me he'd gone away in the night some time
or other, and warn't back yet. Well, thinks I, that looks powerful bad
for Tom, and I'll dig out for the island right off. So away I shoved,
and turned the corner, and nearly rammed my head into Uncle Silas's
stomach! He says:
“Why, _Tom!_ Where you been all this time, you rascal?”
“I hain't been nowheres,” I says, “only just hunting for the runaway
nigger--me and Sid.”
“Why, where ever did yo